It is a lock and load weekend folks. That is right your man will be sucking your dick asking for some money after we go 7-0 this weekend.



Here we go boys first off opening weekend in the NFL



Thats right if you hear the dog barking in the backyard is most likly me cuase I am going with a bunch of dogs this weekend.



Is Seattle going to go clear across the country ( Buffalo ) and win... no ...Seattle has been terrible on the road in the past couple years and it doesn't change this year. Sorry but the Wallrus just doesn't get it doneagainst a much improved Bils team.



Buffalo pk



Da Bears..ok you are right....they suck and that is why I am picking them.Peyton will be a little off his game coming back from a major injury.  and the bears special teams will keep them in the game with ball control and good defense I like the almost 10 point dog.



Bears + 9.5



Fuck New England ...they will nearly be as good as last year.....they are getting older...Brady is banged up ahnd they just didn't cover the spread the second half of last year. They will score but can they stop anyone? There DB's may be the worst in the NFL.



KC + 15.5



 



Will be back later with college football picks.

It's good to be back, and doing what I do best.  This week is like taking candy from a baby, and the baby's mother.  Alright, enough jaw jacking, let's get down to business.



I love a healthy Philadelphia Eagles against an insecure group of St. Louis Rams.  The Rams defense gave up 27.4 points a game last season, second worst in the NFL.  Not much has improved for the Ram's defense besides Chris Long (unproven rookie), and Adam Carriker ('07' rookie).  Take a healthy McNabb and Westbrook, along with a good defense.



Philadelphia  -7



Moving on...I really like the Jacksonville Jaguars over the Tennessee Titans.  I don't care that Jacksonville has had 11 players arrested in the last 2 years, and that their preseason wasn't the best.  Right now is when it counts.  Vince Young still doesn't know how to throw off his back foot and until he does you will not see Tennessee's full potential.  Young threw only 9 touchdowns last year compared to 17 interceptions.  Running around like Forrest Gump may work in College and get you a few touchdowns in the NFL, but if you can't learn to pass the football your in for some long days.



Jacksonville  -3.5



For my final deposit into your checking account, or to pay off your bar tab at the local watering hole I give you Detroit.  I like any team in the NFL playing Atlanta even if it is at the Georgia Dome.  Starting a rookie quarterback is never a good thing in the NFL.  Peyton Manning even struggled his first year in the driver's seat, and I don't think Matt Ryan should even be mentioned in the same sentence as Peyton Manning (I apologize).  I realize Detroit is no Super bowl contender, but they are turning into a stable, balanced, and solid team.  They will start their season with a win over Atlanta.



Detroit  -3.5



Your welcome,



The Hit Man

 

Get ready for some winners!



I am not going to do to big of write up on these picks seeing how I don't have much time. You can go with my winners or go with your losers...up to you 



Here we go boys...lets get our gamble on.



 



Michigan get back on the train this weekend. The Wolves - 14



Temple + 6.5 ... a ton seniors back and revenge last years loss



Washington State ...home dog are you kidding me Cougars + 13.5



My high school team can beat Florida Atlantic ...Hawkeys - 27



That is it kids.

It's good to be back, and doing what I do best.  This week is like taking candy from a baby, and the baby's mother.  Alright, enough jaw jacking, let's get down to business.



I love a healthy Philadelphia Eagles against an insecure group of St. Louis Rams.  The Rams defense gave up 27.4 points a game last season, second worst in the NFL.  Not much has improved for the Ram's defense besides Chris Long (unproven rookie), and Adam Carriker ('07' rookie).  Take a healthy McNabb and Westbrook, along with a good defense.



Philadelphia  -7



Moving on...I really like the Jacksonville Jaguars over the Tennessee Titans.  I don't care that Jacksonville has had 11 players arrested in the last 2 years, and that their preseason wasn't the best.  Right now is when it counts.  Vince Young still doesn't know how to throw off his back foot and until he does you will not see Tennessee's full potential.  Young threw only 9 touchdowns last year compared to 17 interceptions.  Running around like Forrest Gump may work in College and get you a few touchdowns in the NFL, but if you can't learn to pass the football your in for some long days.



Jacksonville  -3.5



For my final deposit into your checking account, or to pay off your bar tab at the local watering hole I give you Detroit.  I like any team in the NFL playing Atlanta even if it is at the Georgia Dome.  Starting a rookie quarterback is never a good thing in the NFL.  Peyton Manning even struggled his first year in the driver's seat, and I don't think Matt Ryan should even be mentioned in the same sentence as Peyton Manning (I apologize).  I realize Detroit is no Super bowl contender, but they are turning into a stable, balanced, and solid team.  They will start their season with a win over Atlanta.



Detroit  -3.5



Your welcome,



The Hit Man

Thats right boys we sweep the board opening weekend of NFL football ( 3-0 )... we are on fire....so hot ....that  your bookie wife just got done blowing me off  to get some that cash we took from him back.



Buffalo as a pk ..I mean come on was the game even close.



KC +15.5....shit they had a chance to win the game..and and took Mr Brady out the game.



Da Bears....9.5 pt dogs as outright winners.



Get on board folks as the Cat steals again for Monday Night Football!!!!



Overall for the weekend ( 5-2 )



( 2-2 college football )



( 3-0 NFL Football )

This pick is so strong tonite you can risk everything you have on it including your kids college education. I don't usually release picks this strong but I have been eyeing this game up for awhile.



Guys hammer the Vikes to tonite.... GB is banged up and there line is terrible A-Rod will be on his back the entire night or running for his life.



The Vikes Big + 2



Also a small play on the Raiders + 3 at home ... the Raiderws will be improved this year and Broncos are still one of the most over rated teams.



Raiders + 3



Cat Burglar signing off as we steal more money out of your bookmakers pocket.

Calling all cars......Calling all cars........Bert "The Hitman" Satski just ripped off another bookmaker.  He was last spotted at the Playboy Mansion sipping Cristal and showing Heff how to pick winners.



OK Guys, let's get this week started.  Time to give you the picks to make you a little cheddar for the weekend.



My first pick is the Seattle Seahawks at home against the 49er's.  Seattle had a terrible game last week against a recharged Bill's.  The trip across the country probably didn't help matters.  Seattle has not lost thier first 2 games in six years and I don't see them breaking that trend this year.  Their offense is struggling and Nate Burleson's injury doesn't help, but their defense is still capable of winning them games.



Seattle (-3)



 



My next pick is the Arizona Cardinals at home against the Miami Dolphins.  Arizona recorded a win last week against the 49ers in San Francisco.  They didn't play a great game, but they did win on the road and I think they will take that momentum to their home.  It took a half for Warner to fianally find Boldin last week, and I am willing to bet he will find him sooner this week.  James had 100 yards rushing last week which takes a little pressure off Warner.



Arizona (-5)



 



For my final NFL pick of the week.  I like the New Orleans Saints on the road against the Washington Redskins.  The Saints lost Marques Colston for 4-6 weeks, and defensive tackle Hollis Thomas for possibly 6 weeks.  The reason I like the Saints so much in this game is due to the Redskin's QB Jason Campbell.  Campbell is new to head coach Jim Zorn's west coast offense.  This is a very difficult offense to run, and I think Jason Campbell along with the rest of the offense will continue to struggle until they can adapt to the new style offense.



New Orleans (-3)



 



Your Welcome,



The Hitman

 

OK, it's time to bounce back from a rough week 1. Not a lot of good NFL games to pick from this week, but there are a couple.



First, I like Tampa Bay to hand it to Atlanta. The Falcons will have there ups and downs this year and this will be a downer for them. I don't see Michael Turner rushing for another 200 yards plus this week, and I actually like the move of Brian Griese in for Jeff Garcia. Take Tampa (-7) for a big payday.



My second and final choice for the week is Arizona(-6) over the 49ers. This is a no brainer. San Francisco is in for a long season, and Arizona is on the rise.



Have fun spending your winnings!

Ok Guys... go to nearest bank grab a withdrawl slip and start putting in the 0000000's... put however many you want behind the number cause that is how much the Cat is going to add to your bankroll.



I am passing out free rubbers after this cause your going to need them that is how much head your going to receive from the ladies after you become the high rollar.



I am starting out to today with a EASY winner



College Football



Hammer this play



Oregon State -13 ...take it to the bank Hawaii sucks and they travel like dick.... Oregon will be ready for a win after getting there ass handed to them two straight games.



 



On to the NFL...where I totally fucking dominated last weekend and sucked fat dick on Monday ended up 3-2 and 5-4 overall still a winning weekend.



Miami + 6.5... fuck the other two handicappers here....Miami manages the game and the Cardinals suck and they always suck... don't fall for the fools gold people they SF last week big fucking deal.



Washington pk.... I know they sucked last week....So what I still love them... folks this is what is called a situational bet... I know all you fuckers that lose each week Iam sure have NO idea what I am talking about... Just put money on it and win..ok ... Saints are overrated and there best WR and RB are out. Which means there offense will be much different. The skins will be able to focus much more on Bush and Shockey this week.



New England + 1.5  ...If I was Tom I would take the year off to if my girlfriend was that Hot too....relax Tom get some head and come back next year. OK on to the game. NE is still a good team and I saw nothing from the Jets last week that said they are that much better then NE....Favre is still trying to learn the O and will atleast throw a couple picks in this one.



Lions + 3...I look for a let down here from the pack...just played Monday Night...short week and how have the Cowboys next week..... they may be looking ahead a bit....Detroit won't play as bad again this week as they did last week.



Tampa Bay  -7 ..... I forgot who they are playing but i remeber liking them .... fuck you guys... just play them...



Gl to everyone.... and remember don't get caught jerking off after a big win!!!!!

I will get to my Monday Night football picks in a sec, but re capping another winning weekend.



4-2 this weekend and 9-6 overall.



It is a small play but I like the Cowboys tonite for one reason. They are better. Don't overreact to the Philly win last week over the Rams. The Rams showed again this week that they are the worst team in football.The Cowboys are the real deal and they get it donewith more talent tonite at home.



Dallas -6.5 ( small play )